in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell

my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

(Source: lookingforcastiel)

Wow…I just realized, Mako from the Legend of Korra is named after Mako Iwamatsu, the original voice actor for Iroh in A:TLA.

thelifeandtimesofagaymer:

Why didn’t I get that until just now?

standonyourfeet:

obsessiontard:

Plush Rump Inspector: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

mylifeissocoollike:

tortoisesandstrawberries:

youraverageinsanity:

crazedoriginality:

hussiebot:

clairestanfield:

immortalsmoke:

owlites:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG.

…

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

Well, pretty good except for that whole “space bar” thing…

THKBNFJ
STHLADG

Well, that was an unintelligible mess. 

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPED OER HE LA DOG

HW QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HW LAA DOG

so close…

HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG

H CK B FX JMPS V H LAZ DG

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