- Me: *watching 'beauty and the beast'*
- Tv: "NOOOO OOOOONE'S SLICK AS GASTON -"
- My 20-year-old bro: *opens my door quickly* "NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON - NO ONE'S NECK'S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S - FOR THERE'S NO MAN IN TOWN HALF AS MANLY - PERFECT A PURE PARAGON!" *closes the door*
Every revolution begins with a spark.
What’s happening in Brazil? Well, we’re fighting for our rights. Our country has one of the worst education/transportation/health care public system in the world, and we pay extremely expensive taxes for shitty services! The government sent police officers to stop PACIFIC MANIFESTATIONS, there were a lot of people hurt, and the media shows us as VANDALS! We’re not vandals, we are citizens fighting for what’s ours. The WORLD CUP is happening here next year, and the gorvenment spent billions of reais on it, while people live in misery! We fight for a better country, we fight for what we believe in. #VEMPRARUA !
What if sleeping beauty became a knight instead?
A mini project I’ve been thinking about for awhile. You can find a backstory comic [here].the graphic alone is pretty arresting!
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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why does nobody ever talk about the media’s fetishization of lesbianism like why do people only get mad when gay dudes get fetishized
#thank you #grown men have been fetishizing lesbians for decades but as soon as teenage girls start fetishizing gay dudes the world explodes
there is so much potential for comedy gold right the fuck here and you aren’t even trying tumblr
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IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
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TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
